Garnishing wages

So RANDOM... Daniel goes in to the office at work and his boss and the secretary are starring at this letter... It was addressed to his boss, Darrell approaches "You may want to take a look at this, your children would like some "support", why didn't you tell me?" Funny Funny Funny turns out the name Daniel Morgan is common in the state of Idaho. He called them and they drilled him, "are you sure these kids aren't your's? Maybe you just don't remember!" "I'd think I would remember and NO WAY my wife was my first girlfriend! It's a pretty legit mistake but honestly... And YES I had to ask that BURNING question. "Is there something you would like to tell me Daniel?"

PAPER---ROCK----SCISSOR

Daniel and I have this really effective and very reliable way to make decisions! Not large decisions should we buy this house, if I win we do if you win we don't.... dang it NO HOUSE, no it's more like best 2 out of 3 has to shut off the light, close the door, let the dogs out pretty much all the things one maybe to lazy to do them selves. Best 2-3.... 3-5..... 5-7.... will this game ever end I think not?!

INTERNET....YEAH!!!

So turns out, my work has internet! Fan-freakin-tastic!!!! So I will now have a new lunch time routine. So a couple things, I just went to the doctor yesterday and he said "it would help with fertility for you to lose weight!!!" Awesome I knew I was over weight but I feel a little more like there is hope, wow weight lose is so easy(RIGHT) I have known for a long time I could drop a few pounds but if this means baby.... count me in! What was nice is he said it would help but he didn't seem to think that this is why... THE WEIGHT, so that's good that way there is no pressure. Wow it's 1:00 pm my alarm just went off, it's time for my B/C who would have thought that taking B/C in a round about way would increase the having baby thing. I'm so foreign to this , I have to remind myself it's wednesday take the white pill, STRANGE


What is a good "I went to the Temple" color, grey BEAUTIFUL. So last Thursday my honey and I went to the open house, It was lovely. It's interesting because I have been there when it is dedicated, and It just feels different when everyone is in white instead of street clothes. It's a very modern Temple if there ever was one, very square lines, really cool kinda funky lamps not a lot of gold. It was very pretty. So we are in this huge group of like 30 all in the celestial room. The chandeliers the sconces were amazing! We walk into one of the many sealing room and I was standing like arms length away from one of those really large really gorgeous sconces..... so I gave it a touch, a rediculously delicate touch and WAMO an entire arm of crystals came swinging down, I freaked(quietly we are in the Temple) Thank Heavens my hubby is who he is, we all joked it off and he re-hooked it, but man that was a close one!

Sorry so much to say, we have a new guy at work(Wells Fargo). He makes me want to rip my hair out and not in a good way.... Haha. He tells us constently how he hasn't been sick for over 5 years no cold or anything( he has superior genes) and yet he is ALWAYS clearing his throat and doing the almost loogie thing, WOW I CAN'T TAKE IT. And today I have the priveledge of sharing a lunch break with him. oh it's a real joy!!!

Tagged

So... a very long time ago I was tagged. So here goes bare with me I am new to this! I don't recall what I am suppose to write about so I will put wierd things people don't know about me.... this should be "fun"!

1) Can I just say I love Britney Spears (Federline) I don't necessarily like who she is but the gossip fascinates me! When a new song comes on "Gimme Gimme" I can't help but turn it up!

2) I tell myself to be a reader, all those who know me... yeah it's not happening! I have about 15+ books that have been started and then put right back on the shelf where I found them.

3) I like to challenge myself, if I am on a walk a car will be coming up and I will have to get to a certain point before they do (ie... mailbox, fire hydrant, the fifth fence post). It's a rush!

4) When I am pretty much doing anything, watching the tube, on a walk, driving to work... anytime I will play with the hair on the top of my head(while in a pony) and find the thickest hair and if it feels a little coarse I give it a good yank, and voila I have entertainment for hours. I should be bald, come to think of it I need to STOP!!!

5) The bathroom is my muse, I often catch myself deep in thought, and minutes have just flown by. My poor husband he either needs to be in the hall way to talk with me or I need a sketch pad!

6) WOW... I'm a little crazy, I apologize to all that like still knowing me! While I'm on the bathroom topic, (why leave when you've got a good thing going.) We leave the door open to our bathroom so I have a tendency to let my bum show before I reach the actual porceline, which brings me to the problem. I am at work.... alone.... the bum is showing right when I reach the door. TROUBLE

7) Diet coke, I love it! I love it! I like to think of all these skinny people and their bad habits of drinking soda and then I consume!!! It's helps me, more reason why I'm chubby and won't quit.

8) I have no babies.... I want babies more than I want I would say anything! I have longed my entire life to be a mom, and yet no babies. I should hold my tongue I'll probably get triplets or something amazing like that. The Lord has a plan and I know that.

that is me! There's more but we are borrowing the internet from the Fire Station and Daniel(my hubby) is getting BORED!

Strange things

So this is my first post, I would say hands down the hardest part was picking the confounded name. I heard a quote:
LIFE IS A STD!!! -R.D. Laing

I know what your thinking, probably the identical thing i was thinking! "What was he thinking?" and "Where was he going with this?" Wow!!!